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candlejack

stupid forced meme made by /b/tards. apparently if you say candlejacks name you die but that's blatantly bullsh-
candlejack just doesn't exi-
by samjackson5102 May 27, 2010
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Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
by Samtasticle June 14, 2006
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candle burner

n: A dirty hippie or a freeky chick.

A chick that likes lots of sex with candles burned on her and around her.
Used to talk shit on hippies.
1.Take your guitar and get off my lawn you damn candle burners.
2. I hate those smelly candle burners with their dread locks and hacky sacs.

Good for chicks though:
Guy1: Who's that fine lookin chick.
Guy2: That girl? Shes a candle burner.
Guy1: Hell ya.
by SM WS April 20, 2006
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candlelighter

A feminine man who doesn't turn the lights out before sex, he lights candles before sex. A man who doesn't who doesn't fuck a woman, but makes love to a woman. A man who doesn't moan during sex, but cries during sex. A man who doesn't bend a woman over during sex, but caresses her during sex. A man who doesn't turn around and go to sleep after sex, he holds her after sex.
A guy that does everything a masculine guy wouldn't do when it comes to sex. Is basically a female emotionally, but a male physically. Which relates candles in that a masculine man wouldn't light candles and make love. Only candlelighters light candles and make love.
by KrisMoneyMaker March 2, 2010
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STANKEE CANDLE

WHEN YOU BANG A CHIC WITH A CANDLE WITH THE WICK OUT, AND LIGHT THE CANDLE AND LET THE HOT WAX DRIP ON HER ASSHOLE
I gave susan a stankee candle last night and burnt her asshole
by "G" Toons November 3, 2008
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cindlor

one who experiences no luck of any sort and is shafted on a daily basis
The cindlor recieved her report card with straight D's, was thrown out of the house, and had to scavange for food out in the rain while her best friend was inside watching the oc, and who also recieved a 5 on her ap test the next day which she had not studied for.
by Tay May September 13, 2006
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Candlemaker

Coded expression for the Argentine word "Petera/o."
This word signifies the ability and recurrent action a woman takes of blowing a guy. It can also be denoted as somebody dumb/retarded.
El es un petera de primera.
She is a first class peter(peh-tehr)
She is a first class candlemaker.

Zoe es tan petera que ni puedo creerlo.
Zoe is such a peter(peh-tehr), I cannot bear it.
Zoe is such a candlemaker, I cannot bear it.
by O'Jet O'Deh-Loh October 7, 2010
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