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chicken cuddler

It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.
Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."
by Call me Steve February 28, 2009
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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"
by J.Keats March 11, 2010
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Chundle-scrut

'Chundle' means wasting time, not producing anything of value. A 'Scrut' is a small person of suspicious origin.
He's being a real chundle-scrut today, I've just about had it with him.
by Double-Z October 7, 2008
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cuddle suit

A fuzzy or soft sweater dress, preferably with pockets and/or a hood. Makes the wearer look somewhat like a koala. Optimal for cuddling.
You're so CUTE in your cuddle SUIT!
by andreaLOL February 5, 2010
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Cuddle Curves

When a girl/guy has extra fat on the hips/thighs that makes cuddling comfy
That girl has cuddle curves, I love to hug her(:
by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
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Cuddle Bone

When the girl is reluctant to have sex with a guy but invites him to cuddle and they end up boning.
Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.
by HeyWhatsHisName March 14, 2014
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Cuddle Bump

When you cuddle with someone and your erect penis bumbs them
"Bro I cuddle bumped your mom so hard last night"
by AddyBoi March 27, 2015
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