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donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
by Donkey chode February 20, 2011
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Bode the Chode

Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own
by Yur Dad February 9, 2018
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Chode

1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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chobix

1. French porn magazine sold particularly at newstands in Paris.
2. Any porn magazine in a foreign place or while on a trip with buddies with the intention of masturbation.
I bought a Chobix while on my way to the Eiffel Tower.

Chobix are great for masturbating to even though I can't read the words.
by banko July 26, 2006
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chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.
Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...
by Edler Young November 4, 2006
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Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy
Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.
by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010
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Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion
Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame
by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010
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