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apple computer

a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple
Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.
by teh_applegoddess July 6, 2003
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A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
by Brubaker July 7, 2003
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Computer Nazi

A School Network Administrator that is in charge of enforcing the school's internet policy. Their assistants include the Computer Gestapo, which monitor the computers and network activity in individual buildings, and the Computer Luftwaffe, which shoots down every attempt to bypass website blockers and monitoring software.
Student 1: Man, why in the hell is Fox sports blocked????

Student 2: Fuckin' computer Nazis man.
by WCCTC November 12, 2010
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apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.
Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.
by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003
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apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
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computer

how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.
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by u smell like diareha August 12, 2004
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computer tumour

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.
woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!
by colin magee January 18, 2008
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