Chicago Cubs

The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)

Bret: The Chicago Cubs are going to win the world series!!!
John: No they aren't
......November 2009......
John: Hey Bret, I heard the Cubs won the World Series
Bret: Yeah! What now bitch!

by Bret! February 24, 2009

Chicali

Mexican border city of decent Chinese restaurants, insane heat, earthquakes, drug traffickers, and prostitutes.

Crossing back at Chicali I bought three tacos, a hello kitty ceramic, shave ice, and a puppy.

by DevoDalek December 5, 2014

Chicago Windstorm

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.

That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.

by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006

Chicago

A town known for the views lakes and sky scrapers biggest city in Illinois also known for having a lot of gangs and gun violence and a lot of murders. It's home to the Chicago Cubs the White Soxs and the Chicago Bears

I love Chicago for its view of the lake

by The trash can at mcdonalds February 12, 2017

Funtime Chica

Sexy chicken stripper with a better color palette than the others. She tries to seduce you in UCN, which is the hardest animatronic challenge to combat in the whole franchise.

That one weird kid will search up porn of Funtime Chica.

by Mark Chandar September 23, 2019

Chicago Bears

The 2006 (yes, 06, not 07) NFC champs.

What now? The Chicago Bears are going to Miami.

by Adrian January 25, 2007

University of Chicago Laboratory Schools

Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.

Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"

Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."

Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"

Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.

by goldcoast48 November 7, 2010