west chester

A suburb north of cincinnati where no one calls you back about shrooms.

Dealer: Yo, I got boomers (shrooms).
Consumer: Give me a quarter.
... 3 days later.
Consumer: Hey, what's the word on the shrooms?
... 7 hours later.
Dealer: O, sorry man, all out.

Consumer: Fuck West Chester

by sidman August 11, 2009

Chestermoron

If you are from Chestermere, this is you.

Bill was born in Chestermere. This makes Bill a Chestermoron by birth.

by Garkim August 15, 2014

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017

Chestes

Succulent milk containment units of the human female. Flat chicks are known for having internal Chestes, meaning they don't feel immense pain when punched lightly on the chest. Despite sounding great, there are health risks to internal Chestes. For one thing, these cannot produce thick, course milky goodness, rather, these produce what is known as milky gaseousness. This acts as a natural male repellent, which is great if you're a feminist, though in that case you don't have to worry about getting a boyfriend anyway. Internal Chestes are also believed to be correlated with a deadly disease known as Boobulous denysucculentious. This disease causes females to think boobs don't matter. They do.

"That chick got some nice Chestes."

by Wasp humper December 3, 2018

Chucky Chester

The worst player on the best baseball team in the world.
Slam Jackson T-Bone Malone Duke Farmer Racoon Davis

I wish I was Chucky Chester!

by Chucky Chester September 18, 2004

Chasing the Chestnut

Sexual prostate stimulation

He bent over and asked me to start chasing the chestnut, so I lubed him up and went for it.

by caryatid68 October 4, 2011

Chester

chester hick town with lots of dutchy rich kids waitin to get the shit kicked out of them.

you know that rich kid from chester?
yea got his head kicked in yesterday.
f**king dutchbag.

by dsmallz March 27, 2009