carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.

I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.

by judgefuj May 31, 2009

Carboot Sale

Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.

Kid does something bad

Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

Jumble sale junk torture booty

by J-J-J-7-7-7 August 14, 2011

Charbel

Biggest jokeman. He thinks he’s tuff but will get knocked out by anyone. A lil bitch if you ask me

It’s Charbel the penchod

by Hhik November 22, 2021

Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

Carbondale

Carbondale is a City in North Eastern Pennsylvania. It is the heart and soul of this region. It was once the most beautiful city, but has recently fallen into disrepair. If you look on a map, Carbondale is actually the center of the universe. Everything else simply moves around it. It is the greatest place in the world.

We hold the state record for most consecutive wins: 59-0.
And the the 93 State Championship for Mens Basketball.

The Dream Came True.

People from Carbondale are admired by people from other cities such as : Forest City, Vandling, Montedale, Jermyn and of coarse Peckville.

by Charger Fan June 29, 2006

charby

Charby: A shipping name for two people who are, ugly, fat but lovely.
Usually used for two people who are in a relationship which is not going to last very long.

Person 1: Hey, what are we?
Person 2: We are sooo Charby!
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: We're ugly, fat, but we are LOVELY.
Person 1: I want to break up!

by MyMum69 October 26, 2017