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The Great American Challenge

A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.

Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.

Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).

Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"
by TFK! January 26, 2009
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chamberlain

to score a 100% on a test, in reference to Wilt Chamberlain's NBA record of 100 points in a single game.
Man i'm gonna Chamberlain this fucking test nigga I studied fo 3 hours.
by disneysucks January 3, 2008
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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artistically challenged

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"
by GummyBear September 21, 2004
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chaeleen

A hot girlfriend, who has boobage.
I got boobage! I want big boobs! Chaeleen has big boobs!
by Thomas Thomas Thomas March 12, 2008
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Chalece

The most gorgeous woman in the entire world. She is smart, funny and kind.
She is Morgan's everything
Morgan loves Chalece
by Jungle gym4322 October 21, 2014
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Megahedron Challenge

Challenge involving finding the volume of a Megahedron (a Megahedron being a regular hedron with a million sides).
"You might think you're smart,but I bet you can't do the Megahedron Challenge"
by Caspar Wilson May 13, 2004
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