Chanel advent calendar

For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!

Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?

by zomclo December 15, 2021

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

GOOGLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER ANY-YEAR(S)

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by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 21, 2022

The Law of the Calendar

The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.

Johnny: Wait, it's snowing in April??
Jack: C'mon weather, follow the Law of the Calendar!!!

by cstrong April 15, 2022

Rachel the Celeb

Rachel is better then you remember that, she also likes to annoy Mikey the Soccer Dad and Ella THEE Serial Killer. She has had to survive these idiots for 20= years she is still spurred that Ella hasn't murdered her family yet.

You: I'm better ten you

Me: ya i'm Rachel the celeb everyone loves me

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 21, 2022

Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.

The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.

by kbeast123 January 31, 2023

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024