Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

evil_cactus

A tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight

Man i eat food like cactus

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020

Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!

There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!

by Berserker24 December 7, 2010

shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

suck my cactus

A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.

I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.

by yo i keep it real April 17, 2017