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Capitalism

An Oppressive system used by the rich to steal from the poor.
"Haha I'm a farm animal who supports tyranny and Capitalism"
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Optimistic Capital

Literal: Characterised by or reflective of a positive outlook on the future, believing that the best possible outcome will happen.

Contextual: When you've got more faith in your startup's future than a kid in a candy store. It's the entrepreneurial spirit that sees the glass as not just half full, but overflowing, no matter how many investors say otherwise.

Balanced Perspective: While their optimism fuels their drive, they also navigate with a compass of cautious pessimism, strategic cynicism, and a dash of paranoia. This balance ensures they're not just dreamers but pragmatic visionaries who prepare for every twist and turn. They celebrate their optimism, but their strategy meetings echo with 'what ifs,' reflecting a readiness for unexpected challenges.
Optimistic Capital /ˌɒp.tɪˈmɪs.tɪk ˈkæp.ɪ.tl/

Literal Definition:

Capital that is invested with patient, hopeful and positive outlook on the future success of a venture, particularly in the early stages of a company's growth. It’s the kind of investment that come from belief in first principles of scaling on the potential of a small business in a very large market and the human beings behind it, beyond just the numbers on a spreadsheet.

Expanded Contextual Definition:

In the grand chess game of business and life, capital is not just the coins in our treasury but also the knights and bishops of our strategy. It encompasses human capital (the skills, knowledge, and expertise of the people that we have access to), social capital (the networks, relationships, and social interactions that facilitate opportunities and collaboration), and more.

While optimism fuels drive, it is also important to navigate with a compass of cautious pessimism, strategic cynicism, and a dash of paranoia. This balance ensures we're not just dreamers but pragmatic visionaries who prepare for every twist and turn. We celebrate optimism, but our meetings echo with 'what ifs,' reflecting a readiness for the unknown.

Usage:

"Did you hear about that super cool coffee company in Bangalore? They just got a round of Optimistic Capital. Now they're all set to turn their coffee grounds into money and magic."
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Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.
I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!
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Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.
by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023
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Grogu capitalism

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."

Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023
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Capitalism

The definition of every word ever, in case you forget a word. Derived from anyoona.
John: "Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism"
Dave: "Are you okay, John?"
John: "Yeah, I just forgot every word in that sentence."
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
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