the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
by christopher huntopus February 6, 2010
Get the canadas history mug.The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
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Canada is basically The USA except for a few key differences in with our government and culture.
1. Canada doesn't have a huge military because it doesn't need a huge military.
2. We don't say "eh?" all of the time I don't really know where that stereotype came from but it waaay over used.
3. We are not under educated; i live in Vancouver near UBC which is one of the top 50 ranked universities in the world.
4. Ok fine maybe there's a thing with beer...
5. And weed...
6. Hockey is not our national sport although most canadians think this as well as americans, it's actually lacrosse.
7. We may not have a big military but that is not to say we don't contribute our fair share in wars. Our population is only 34 million so sending the same amount of troops that the USA does would be outrageous.
8. Yeah canadians can be assholes on the internet; but that is because were so god damn annoyed at all of the americans playing of every stereotype good or bad in every single social media.
9. We are not part of the United Kingdom by any reasonable definition; the monarch serves a symbolic roll as head of state but has no real power.
10. The majority of us don't hate americans it's just those of us who are annoyed at the americans (see 8).
1. Canada doesn't have a huge military because it doesn't need a huge military.
2. We don't say "eh?" all of the time I don't really know where that stereotype came from but it waaay over used.
3. We are not under educated; i live in Vancouver near UBC which is one of the top 50 ranked universities in the world.
4. Ok fine maybe there's a thing with beer...
5. And weed...
6. Hockey is not our national sport although most canadians think this as well as americans, it's actually lacrosse.
7. We may not have a big military but that is not to say we don't contribute our fair share in wars. Our population is only 34 million so sending the same amount of troops that the USA does would be outrageous.
8. Yeah canadians can be assholes on the internet; but that is because were so god damn annoyed at all of the americans playing of every stereotype good or bad in every single social media.
9. We are not part of the United Kingdom by any reasonable definition; the monarch serves a symbolic roll as head of state but has no real power.
10. The majority of us don't hate americans it's just those of us who are annoyed at the americans (see 8).
Canadian's Stereotype of an American:
American 1: dude lets go to McDonalds and get fat then talk shit about Canada!
American 2: dude you just read my mind.
American 1: God bless America.
American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian's Stereotype of an American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
American 1: dude lets go to McDonalds and get fat then talk shit about Canada!
American 2: dude you just read my mind.
American 1: God bless America.
American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian's Stereotype of an American's Stereotype of a Canadian:
Canadian 1: Billy crashed his snowmobile into the roof of my igloo!
Canadian 2: Eh?
Canadian 1: Arn't you gonna do somethin' aboot this?
Canadian 2: Eh?
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Get the Canada mug.We are not Americans. Not everyone lives in an igloo. We do not bathe in maple syrup, but if we could, we would. It's not winter 12 months a year. We have a goose named after us. It's okay to say 'EH'! Not everyone has a pet polar bear. We think the mounties uniform is stylish. The beaver is a cherished animal. We do not say 'Aboot' we say 'About' like everyone else. The best freakin' country in the world since 1867.
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