Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

convertible bond

A bond between two people that can easily be changed from one state to another. Sort of like a Love/hate relationship.

Me and her have a convertible bond, so no Mayer how much we may argue or laugh, we still stay together.

by Thunna Katt November 1, 2017

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Jayden bond

Cute darkskin has a nice body knows how to speak to women and good at sports . and can eat a mean plate of ads cheeks .

Jayden bond must be a winner

by Jejehh August 7, 2017

Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.

Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!

by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017

Bonde

A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.

Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm

by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018

Jill Bond

Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) 😘

Jill Bond - Wife, Mother, sister and best friend

by KelEve July 19, 2023