James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Battle Bond

An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.

Girl: Hey what ability does your Greninja have?
Boy: My Greninja has the ability Battle Bond

by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 19, 2024

James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience

Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!

by BootyFinga December 12, 2024

Bollywood bond

This nickname comes from the mountains of Asia where many of our knockoff products come from and even people. This is even the case with people such as james bond

Your Asian and your name is bond your the infamous bollywood bond

by anonymous January 14, 2025