Bloftus

A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.

Thanks for the bloftus brah!

by yarpidge June 22, 2011

Bloint

A combination of two joint papers, joined by a filter, perfectly lit to give off the feel and appearance of a blunt.

Example 1- "Hey Vinny, spark the bloint!"

Example 2- "I dont have a blunt wrap, but ill make one anyways"

by Cunts4Life October 16, 2011

Blantastidise

when one is feeling emotions of love, fantasticness all while being in paradise(the beach) and listening to the new dirty heads album "cabin by the sea"

What is this place and what's that music?.... This is blantastidise bra with the dirty heads.

by Stankew202 July 11, 2012

Bloint

The combination of a long joint (l joint) rolled into a blunt leaf.

Yo man! Let's smoke that bloint!

by BfGoodRich July 13, 2012

blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014

blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.

Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."

by boronanon April 3, 2015