Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.
"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
by Bill Young July 29, 2006
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Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.
by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008
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An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.
-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.
-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.
-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.
by diirtyblondesdoitbetterrx May 25, 2010
Get the Bleach Blonde mug.(1) All "blonde" is is a light hair color. The hair color of "blondes" range from a dark gold (dirty blonde) to bleached hair color (pretty much white). People at my school will be brunette in reality, but will try to pass off as being blonde by saying they are dirty blonde since at our school the more popular and more prettier students are all blonde.
(2) Jessica Simpson is the perfect stereotype blonde. She makes me aggravated because some people look to her to see how "blondes" are when, in truth, hardly anyone is as ditzy as her. Jessica Simpson is blonde (obviously), beautiful, has a great figure, and is so stupid she thought buffaloes had wings and chicken of the sea was chicken, not tuna. That is how the average person perceives blondes (beautiful and stupid). In fact, I have altered my personality many a time before to please people by letting them think that their opinions of blondes is correct. (Hint: It's not!)
(2) Jessica Simpson is the perfect stereotype blonde. She makes me aggravated because some people look to her to see how "blondes" are when, in truth, hardly anyone is as ditzy as her. Jessica Simpson is blonde (obviously), beautiful, has a great figure, and is so stupid she thought buffaloes had wings and chicken of the sea was chicken, not tuna. That is how the average person perceives blondes (beautiful and stupid). In fact, I have altered my personality many a time before to please people by letting them think that their opinions of blondes is correct. (Hint: It's not!)
(1) She nervously ran her fingers through her long, golden blonde hair.
(2)A blonde in class: But, Mr.Jones, I still don't understand it.
Mr.Jones: Well, Ashley, what don't you--
Another student: Mr. Jones, I would just give up now- she's a blonde, she'll never get it.
**With names changed, this has happened before at my high school.
(2)A blonde in class: But, Mr.Jones, I still don't understand it.
Mr.Jones: Well, Ashley, what don't you--
Another student: Mr. Jones, I would just give up now- she's a blonde, she'll never get it.
**With names changed, this has happened before at my high school.
by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 1, 2005
Get the Blonde mug.A gorgeous blonde girl or woman who is crazy, fun, daring, and thrill-seeking. She is deeply emotional, highly sensitive, and often very sexual and/or sensual. She is physically stunning and her deeply emotional nature makes her captivating. She walks her own path. She may be an artist, a musician, a model, etc. The reason she is called a "suicide" blonde is that she is so full of crazy, sexual, adventurous, and artistic passion that she could "explode" at any moment. If you ever meet a suicide blonde, you are in for quite a ride.
That girl is such a suicide blonde. She is crazy hot, super smart and emotionally turbulent. She's an artist and is covered in tattoos and piercings. She is so smart but so emotional that I think she may self-destruct. I've never met a woman quite like her. She is captivating.
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by Guelph-Ginger-Kids June 14, 2010
Get the Bloge mug.Blonde race, not really race. I know what you mean above, but it's just a heavy variation of the caucasian race, losely called white's sometines under professional circumstances.
blonde race, losely called whites.and have the same ethnicity of southern europeans. Europeans-caucasian, light sking people, race. head stucture, round eyes, caucasian body, thin lips.
by Angeles211 September 6, 2006
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