boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 05, 2008
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blind meat

A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"
Dude....you should get that blind meat snipped!
by microaperture December 29, 2010
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blind meat

An uncircumcised penis, when it's uncut, it can't see, hence it's blind meat!
Uncut guy: "Check out my blind meat dude"
Uncut guy's friend: "Gross, put that away dude"
by Sores April 07, 2009
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blind eel

this is a referance used for a poo. other names include turn, log etc
I have just been and left a blind eel at my mates house and it stunk, god help anyone in their house!Careful its still bobbing!
by Richard Makey November 02, 2007
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blind fate

To put everything into something you have to except knowing there is a possibility it may not exist, ever come true or have real meaning but it helps.
Blind fate

You have to feel your void spaces for the unknown.

For example -Jesus we put blind faith that he is real and so on and so forth

Opposite side- if you don't put faith in him your faith is usually in things like money, love, ext which already have there own spaces there for you become over whelmed when it comes to those things.

Solution- find what you want and put all your focus on that and remember you already have room in your life for everything else. Fate is how the blessing comes in you have to believe in your heart Jesus died for you sins, it's called example "you can't see oxygen but you believe you can breath"
by Tropboylondon November 29, 2013
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blind chewbacca

fucking a girl in the dark doggy style with a chewbacca mask on and right before ejaculuation you moan like a chewbacca
my gf has a starwars fetish and wanted to do a blind chewbacca
by Starwars Man August 29, 2010
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