bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020

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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

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Bleach

a liquid used to pour in your eyes after seeing Donald Trump's nudes. It also can act as a drink if you're feeling dangerous.

"Hey Jim, you want to go to the store a buy some bleach with me? I need to pour it into my eyes because I just accidentally clicked on some NSFW content on reddit!"

by ToeSnacher42069 June 17, 2020

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A really popular drink among depressed teenagers. Shit taste way better than the cocaine they put in the Coke you’re drinking. Well, drink’s filled with pure chemical, but after all, why not risk your money for that WW1 chemical taste baby, plus a ticket to the hell you’ve always wanted to! It’s a good deal kids

P1: “Hey i heard John just bought some bleach”
P2: “Oh damn i can’t wait to get my hand on that sweet drink tonight lol”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020

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