Much like bench racing (i.e. estimating how one's car will kick another's car's ass, based purely on horsepower and feel of said cars; often done while kickin' back a few brews with your bros), bench fucking includes, but is not limited to, drooling over/ogling a girl/woman and relating to your friends what you would do to her or whether you would even consider taking her out. Can also be used with innuendos (I'd like to check under her hood!)
Vinny: "Man, check out that fine honey over there!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"
by thejewishcarguy October 6, 2011
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-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
by giantone September 10, 2012
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The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.
My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.
by Michael Miller July 12, 2006
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Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching
by naylor1979 November 12, 2010
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Get the Beisch mug.similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.
"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
by Loofi May 2, 2008
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