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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
by Alester December 24, 2020
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Tuck'er to bed

Tucking your dream or idea away for good
The dreams over tuck'er to bed
by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020
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bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.
by Tbitz September 18, 2015
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019
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bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep
"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day
by Allen olumor August 7, 2018
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bed art

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"
by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017
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