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Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.
Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!
by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016
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Barshit

Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
by cattybeav June 11, 2011
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BeamSP

An allegedly transgender and sociopathic rapist who's traits don't even begin to describe the horrendous actions they've made throughout their life. Their traits can be compacted down into the word "BeamSP". They frequently brag about threatening to shoot up their school. They tend to act as if they aren't them under new personas, even though it is painfully obvious that this new persona is them.
Brian Ortiz: Dude I keep messaging that girl but she won't answer me, gonna follow her around.

Jason: Shut up, BeamSP!
by TheGariest April 8, 2019
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fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".
Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."
by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009
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calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.
Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting
by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018
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Draymond Beans

Draymond Beans is a Instagram star with a whopping 3,700 followers at the time of this definition. His goal is to mimic star NBA star Draymond Green. His vocabulary is very limited with words like “Draymond Beans”, or “Spam Draymond Beans in the comments” Draymond Beans also has a son named Draymond Beans Jr who recently started his own Instagram and as of right now has 120 followers
Commenter: Draymond Beans😤

Draymond Beans Replying: Draymond Beans😳🔥
by Dgoat24 September 1, 2019
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colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.
Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans
by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019
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