breaded dragon

A women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden

My wife's breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every Halloween

by rusty custard December 14, 2015

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

by Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch May 27, 2018

Bearded Dragon Nibber Spibber

A lord of all evil.

Brodie fucking died from the Bearded Dragon nibber spibber

STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.

by Pega is shit June 29, 2018

Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020

bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.

As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.

by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021

Bealed

A word used in Perry County, Pennsylvania that means, “injured” or “cut.”

I got my hand too close to the saw and now my index finger is all bealed up.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023