White Base55

1. The act of living in a chat room and pretending to have knowledge of WWII. See Example 1
2. When a homosexual black man penetrates another homosexual black man until he bleeds internally. See Example 2
3. See also "no life".

Example 1 ~
White Base55 (12:04:33AM): I have a life unlike you losers.
White Base55 (4:16:57AM): Dumbasses.
White Base55 (7:44:01AM): Now I have to go to school, but I'll be back the second I get home.
White Base55 (2:12:21PM): Back. I see you're all still lifeless.

Example 2 ~
White Base55: OH YEAH DAD, PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE HARD! COME ON! SEMENATE INTO MY RECTUM NOW!!!!!

by SilenceHyper January 31, 2005

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

by psdpro August 28, 2010

420th base

Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".

"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"

by Tomchaos January 20, 2015

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

BASEketball

"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."

It's Baseball... it's Basketball... it's Baseketball!

by JOKa August 25, 2003

joan baez

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.

Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!

by jordan March 17, 2004