in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Basement Slut

My Bitch who is usually a male non-juvenile homie.

You are my basement slut Aron:)

by BasementSlut#69 September 25, 2021

Basement Cart

A sketchy cart that was made in somebody's gross basement, usually with no logo or name printed on the cart. also probably tastes like ass and could literally be laced

🧟 ♀️"Yo where'd you get this"
🧑 🏫"idk some guy"
🦹🏼"is that a fucking basement cart"
🧟 ♀️"this shits definitely a basement cart, imagine its laced lmaoooo"

by cheese112 April 3, 2023

basement tweeting

When you live in the basement at your parents house and troll extra hard to make yourself feel better about life. Everyone who trolls extra hard is assumed to be basement tweeting

You see all those troll comments? Basement tweeting alive and well.

by Crack pipe, snort stick June 9, 2017

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

the basement

The basement is a complex inventory import export system, relying on the honor system, and abduction.

ayo how is our inventory doing at the basement

by tedjones12021 June 9, 2024

Father's Basement

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.

I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement

by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020