awkward pirate 

Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.

"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."

"..."

*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*

awkward pirate by awkward pirate August 22, 2006

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

awkward sexual advances by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

Awkward turtle dive 

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.

Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*

Awkward turtle dive by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008

awkward salmon 

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

awkward salmon by dugout October 5, 2010

awkward flush 

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

awkward flush by MrNevermore September 26, 2007

Awkward Gearshift 

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"

Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT

Awkward Gearshift by DLBlast May 12, 2009

awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.

Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.

awkward narwhal by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009