Please don’t look at this…

You are an idiot, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My friend said please don’t look at this… I got the YOU ARE AN IDIOT virus! youareanidiot.org

by koiboi2 May 20, 2022

Please love me

Someone needing love and attention,now.

“Please love me, I don’t feel love”
But I’ll never say it aloud

by LoserBug November 5, 2022

Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones

Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Enough, no more please

No more inane definitions. If you going to define something make it decent

Enough, no more please

by Laptopper September 4, 2017

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020

Thank you, please

When you thank someone for something they haven't done yet, usually in an annoying sing-songy voice

Make sure you get the seedless watermelon. Thank you, please.

Hey babe, can you hand me that roll toilet paper? Thank you, pleeeease.

by picagirl January 4, 2023

pop me please

When you're playing Super Mario with your bros and one of them dies, they come back inside a bubble, which is the appropriate time for your buddy to yell out "pop me please." Must be said in a whiny accent to get full effect.

Man: "ah man...that green shell got me. POP ME PLEASE"

by williehunt September 14, 2019