bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

nice bald kid

A kid with a short haircut, typically blond. Typically not nice and has racist tendencies.

"Hey man are you hanging out with John?"

"Yeah he is a nice bald kid."

by Ye Dude September 27, 2009

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon January 7, 2012

Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.

Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.

by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 5, 2009