A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
by Mhrheh December 1, 2021
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The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
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by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023
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Elijah is a very good guy. He is very likable but very unlikable. Elijah is very athletic. He tends to play 2 sports, (Basketball, Football) they are very freaky, and tend to be born on December. Elijah tends to be funny and unfunny. Elijah is very hot and cute. In relationships he tends to be very shy and is timid. If you meet Elijah, be nice and get close.
by Shysgtgstbayanyanya April 15, 2022
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