sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. by Faetal October 3, 2018
Get the Line Alertmug. My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021
Get the Rose Gold Alertmug. by [saturn] July 31, 2021
Get the mommy alertmug. A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown
"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"
by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug. Amber alert, also known as Miku Alert. A missing 17-year-old turquoise-haired girl “Hatsune Miku” who was abducted by the suspect crab “Mr. Krabs” at the after going to Krusty Krab or Bikini Bottom.
Miku alert started while she was kidnapped by Eugene Harold Krabs at Bikini Bottom.
When it stops, she was found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department while she was missing.
When it stops, she was found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department while she was missing.
by cara2010 July 22, 2025
Get the Miku Alertmug. The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Copper Alertmug.