nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.

You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!

by Dafunk June 20, 2022

Blue alert

Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.

I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.

by Hutchmark April 21, 2020

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth

He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert

by frogqweef July 7, 2024

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021