dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.

The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck

by Cody5050 December 16, 2022

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024