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Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird
by cellophane girl July 8, 2011
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alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal
brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!
by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021
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Alabama Twizzler

An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.
Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.
by StarTheBeauty August 24, 2016
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Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.
“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”
by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020
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Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020
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Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.
"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"
by lara lynn July 24, 2020
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Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together
Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned
by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019
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