Alabama Key Lime Pie

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.

Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.

by BigBamaButtFucker September 27, 2009

Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,

Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?

by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009

alabama blue gums

A racial slur for a black person typically older. Similar to nigger, spook, jiga boo, porch monkey etc. Typically southern.

That white whore gets her rock from old alabama blue gums across the street.

by The White Mexican December 18, 2007

Alabama Crabdangle

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".

Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.

by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008

Alabama Hockey Mask

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.

Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."

by TheBish April 22, 2009

alabama skydive

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010