I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
Get the lacing the log mug.the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!
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logger bobber sack skim scrotum
by John326 November 5, 2013
Get the log bobber mug.1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.
2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018
Get the Colombian Log mug.Man I was so hot last night I went full log.
Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.
That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.
That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 2, 2014
Get the full log mug.1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
Get the Lincolns Log mug.A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
Get the straight log mug.A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
by soyhuman September 3, 2023
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