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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum
by John326 November 5, 2013
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Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.
1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018
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full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect
Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 2, 2014
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Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.
1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
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straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
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Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."
by soyhuman September 3, 2023
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