Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020

Jessica

A very annoying, know-it all, smart alec, who will point out every single mistake you make. Often people who know a "Jessica" suffer a loss of self-esteem because Jessica is good at everything.

I hate Jessica.

by Zippy Zach Attack January 9, 2019

Jessica

The most beautiful, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loves cats and hot cheetos. She's good in bed. The most attractive girl alive. Very loyal, stubborn and classy.

Kyle: "who's that?"

Sam: "That's Jessica"

Lilly: "I wish I was a Jessica"

Hope: "Every boy loves her"

by Psychotic brilliance May 25, 2018

Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.

Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!

by didymus0 March 6, 2020

Jessica

A gaurdian angel who saved a soul from the grasp of inevitability

Me : Finally found a way to find jessica hey its me ! If its you.. You know who i am .. ohnokid is my snapchat ..

Her : took long enough
Me : dont even start.. If its u send me my first name
Her : got it ! : )

by Oh_no_kid April 17, 2019

jessica

ceo of negotiator

i’m jessica and i’m the negotiator

by 122804 February 28, 2020

Jessica

A beautiful kind girl, and amazing mother and probably very fertile she will have 3 or more children and they will all love her dearly, Jessica is a common name but for a good reason! She is super beautiful and very loved!

Person one: who’s that? She’s stunning
Person to: oh her she’s Jessica she’s beautiful hey!

by Oneluckyduck November 8, 2020