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Ammo Goose

The Ammo Goose is a tool used by the US Military during WW2 . It helps to supply ammo for the military, but in return, it keeps throwing the trash cans out and switching them to sussy looking ones. No one knows why it does this.
it is rumored that the Nazis lost because they didn't use the ammo goose.
by \/+{[me]}+\/ September 25, 2021
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Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
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Goose Engine

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
mugGet the Goose Enginemug.

goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022
mugGet the goose mafiamug.

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.
by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023
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muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
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goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.
by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007
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