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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.
"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"
by Chuck91 April 1, 2023
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Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
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BISHOP

by gsal2783@gmail.com January 11, 2023
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Bishop Gabriel Jiggler

The bishop of the religion, Khan Academy, founded in 2022. The religion grows between 5-15x per month.
Is Bishop Gabriel Jiggler Still Alive? Is he the leader of Khan Academy?
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
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izzy bishop

Izzy Bishop is a hot as babe who deserves all the love in the world and to be treated with the utmost respect
Is that Izzy bishop, she’s the hottest girl I know
by Xavier6969 January 21, 2018
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Bishop Kelley

just smart alcoholics who don’t gaf
“dude u go to bishop kelley why don’t you try”
“i’d rather not
by JERRY ! October 7, 2021
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