Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Gramel Toe

Noun: A Gramel Toe is where the area of the body known as the vagina becomes squished up within the fabric of the clothing around this area. This variation on the original 'Camel Toe' is specifically found in the older population, eg. OAP's, Elderly, Retired persons.

Whoa, check out that GILF over there with the gramel toe.

by The darkest warrior April 25, 2010

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Copperhead Toe

When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.

Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

Chubby toe

What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.

Look at Sheila, she's cute right? Nah man, she's got a bad case of chubby toe. I like feet!

by mgg August 19, 2014

Nippy Toe

When you tip toe quietly sneaking up behind your girl and your reach around and give both her nipples a pinch and a tweek yelling Nippy Toe at the same time.

Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.

Roger snuck up on Rachel and gave her a Nippy Toe. He tweeked them nips so good he made em hard.

by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018