A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.

The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."

by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011

Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

story-hiccup

when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame

Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup

by gregory thomasson August 27, 2009

story lion

a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.

common stories that story lions tell-

-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)

by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009

Sob Story

A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.

Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.

by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022

Story Drool

Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.

noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.

Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.

by Brooke D. Marcus March 3, 2011

Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023