stanley

an amazing cup that looks cool on the internet.

OMG! I just got a stanley!!!

by usedbydispair April 22, 2024

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody

Chris Stanley is epic man

by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020

Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.

Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.

by Perry Jex June 2, 2019

Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.

"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."

by King 13 July 1, 2022

Stanley staco

This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.

You don’t know Stanley staco???

He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.

I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020