Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.

T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.

by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013

blood grapes

Clots of blood discharged during your period.

I have a lot of blood grapes this cycle.

by Periodexpert June 13, 2018

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012