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fortnite

a game where you can get free porn and all you need to do is send them your home address.
i love to go on fortnite when i have sex.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018
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Fortnite

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”
by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018
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Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,
by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019
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Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.
Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.
by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022
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Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds
My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime
by senpaielias July 24, 2019
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Fortnite

He plays Fortnite. What a virgin
by TheSenate66 May 10, 2019
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