Double crust

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

by Chessna November 25, 2013

Elbow Crust

The crust in ones elbow build up after a long period of time. It is primarily made up of dust a crust.

Eww man, is that elbow crust?

by Isondrugs May 28, 2022

Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 09, 2021

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 02, 2025

Motley Crust

A crusty crouton to be served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, I make Motley Crust!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 08, 2023

crust worldview

(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.

Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.

Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.

by nolandc September 02, 2019

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak December 26, 2017