Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 09, 2023
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Callum easton

A lovely and gentle man, who mews, but did once say he'd fuck Rosie
by Shaio March 19, 2024
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Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.
Callum is tall cunt
by Dinkakart September 27, 2019
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Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.
i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets
by Sinep 8==D April 29, 2024
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Callum is fat because he plays fortnite
Callum is fat
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CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy
Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum
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