He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 09, 2023
by Shaio March 19, 2024
Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it
, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.
, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.
by Dinkakart September 27, 2019
by Sinep 8==D April 29, 2024
Callum is fat
by Yeet yeet and Yeet November 12, 2020
An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy
by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018