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Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.
P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"
by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.
John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.
by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022
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bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
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Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.
by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017
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Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed
by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020
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bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.
i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....
by somone123 September 5, 2012
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