Wrestling

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.

Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*

by manyplayz November 16, 2016

Wrestling

A weird gay form of wrastling

My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.

by The Rad Dad April 21, 2018

wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025

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by wrestling;;;; July 23, 2022

Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..

I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.

by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019