Wrestling Johnny

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt

"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019

Wrestle suck

The act of wrestling someone, aiming for your mouth on his manhood.

Last night, I wrestle sucked this guy. It ended up pretty good.

by LilBrown March 18, 2017

Wrestling

little gay boys rolling around balls to balls on a rubber mat in order to determine who’s penis is larger even though they can already see it through those goofy little uniforms
essentially an excuse to dry hump men in the name of athletics

“Look that guy is on the wrestling team… he’s probably never seen a boob in his whole life…”

by Wrestling Hater May 16, 2022

Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.

Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”

by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018

Wrestling Noodle

It’s is when 2 people that are paralyzed from neck down have sex and the 2 people suck the cum for 2 hours straight

We did that wrestling noodle and sucked cum for 2 hours.

by Thathoethatateyourchicken December 13, 2019

wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025

Wrestling

A weird gay form of wrastling

My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.

by The Rad Dad April 21, 2018