their eyes were watching god

A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.

Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.

by Cognizant April 20, 2005

sleep watching

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.

1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.

by silvercold9 November 25, 2007

clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

by dubledeath March 18, 2009

Watcher's Block

Similar to Writer's Block and Reader's Block. Happens when you are watching a series / film / drama / etc. but can not retain the attention span to watch for long periods of time. As well as the shortened viewing time, the ability to retain what has been viewed is impaired.

Another symptom of Watcher's Block is the shorter periods of time between channel changes.

1: Did you watch that DVD I loaned you?
2: I tried to, but I can't get into it. Watched 15 minutes of it, then just gave up. Think I've got Watcher's Block.

A: You keep flicking channels here, you got Watcher's Block or something?
B: Must have.

by Nayfan May 12, 2009

Watch some Netflix and chill

*Not to be confused with Netflix and chill.* The Virgin version of Netflix and chill.

"Yeah all we did was just watch some Netflix and chill."
"Damn nigga how deep?"
"Four episodes deep. "

by gamingtdr November 20, 2015

watching this space

The act of waiting for someone to remember something.

We are watching this space until Rachel Maddow remembers that her sign-off used to be 'watch this space'.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004