I Don't Want to Clean

The reason I am on urban dictionary.

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*

by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011

If he wanted to, he would.

A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.

If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.

If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.

If he wanted to, he would.

by Cherry Nichole February 15, 2023

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

Wantage

A Place in NJ where a lot of smoking reefer is at. Everyone does it here, even little timmy reefs it up with his mom down the road. No cops in wantage...just State police, but im sure all of them are fucked up right now. Just bust out your bubbler, bong, or tinny and rip the shit out of that beast. Dont worry about laced shit unless you want chronic. Everyone here is a professional blunt roller to. even grandma knows how to roll a fattie

Grandson "Grandma...can you roll this for me? Just 3 unchopped grams."

Grandma "Sure"

5 seconds later...

Grandma "chopped and rolled, I even took out the stems and shit"

Grandson "Gee thanks grandma...your the best"

Only in Wantage

by Rastadan November 12, 2005

Weak Of Wanting

Weak Of Wanting are a new and quickly rising act in the alternative rock scene, in their first year they have already been Myspace band of the week, are the highest rated band on Vampirefreaks.com (a leading alternative culture website) are the No 1 Alternative Rock Band in Milton Keynes and surrounding areas as well as having amassed well over 16,000 fans worldwide. The band has a vibrant and active internet community surrounding them, meaning that wherever they play they will have support!

Weak Of Wanting are their own example on nearly every site their on!

by the gruffalo's child August 7, 2011

Wraith

An alien life form in Stargate which prey on human life forms. They evolved from an ancient insect and from humans. They are much stronger than individual humans. One of the chief enemies of the Ancients and of all modern day human type species.

The Wraith came both through the Stargate and in a Hive Ship to feed on the prisoners on an island.

by HotOne - I never close my eyes if you know what I mean. September 9, 2005

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by Carolwashy July 11, 2004