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Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
by EwellShithole May 21, 2024
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Pulling a castle

Saying you'll hop on in a bit, then proceeding to take a nap, a bath and getting on to say you're going to bed.
Austin iz pulling a castle, he's been gone for forty-five minutes and just came in to say he's leaving.
by Kakori February 20, 2025
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Kiss castle

A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".
Some nights I build a kiss castle.
by Ramathorne 32 February 13, 2019
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Drain the castle moat

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination
by Lipperella October 6, 2017
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Nevaeh Castles

Look at Nevaeh Castles!! isnt she beautiful? too bad she belongs to Austin 🥲
by Nevaeh Castles April 4, 2024
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Castling

Derived from the chess move, 'Castling' refers to the law of equivalent exchange. When you are 'Castling' you are doing a favor and/or giving something of value to/for another person, with the sole intention that they will then owe you a favor/item sometime in the future.
"I just gave you a Coke, that's called Castling. Law of equivalent exchange, now you owe me a favor in the future. I want you to name your first born after me."
by Xx_Currently_Castling_xX September 23, 2021
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Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.
-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.
by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020
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