A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.
Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.
by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011
Get the Crew Wifemug. Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
by hotdilflover February 14, 2023
Get the Paul's Wifemug. Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.
by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019
Get the Fat Wifemug. The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group
This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022
Get the Kangaroo Wifemug. Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".
Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".
Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
Get the wife poundsmug. Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.
"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020
Get the wife a killmug. A married woman with natural orange hair, bright in the sunlight like a fire, that has sexual features that drive men to fantasize about her obsessively, constantly - almost at an unhealthy pace. Often has a very high sex drive and considered to be the most beautiful wife and woman in the world with the ability to age and look better.
Have you see the siren wife? I can't stop thinking of her, EVER! I have the large orgasms fantasizing about that redheaded woman...
by hotwifelover April 12, 2019
Get the siren wifemug.