he wiener

When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it

Me: Damn I think I hurt he wiener
Friends: hE wIeNeR

by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019

wiener extension

an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal

She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.

In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.

by LD88 October 21, 2009

wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 3, 2021

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013

popped ass wiener

The lamest person in a group or gathering of people.
Someone who is lame without a group or gathering of people.

The buggest fucking loser around. Synonymous with fool, stupid, dumb, dumbass, bitch, pussy, bitch ass, bitch ass nigga, etc.
An insult that is fitting for formal, semi-formal, and casual occasions.

Kurts a popped ass wiener.
Your a popped ass wiener.
Who invited the popped ass wiener?

by Nodibbles January 8, 2017

Wiener dog vibes

Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.

Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"

by Quantum_Thief February 5, 2024